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Wedding night scorekeeping
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Posted by: langod

Three buddies got married on the same day and were planning to honeymoon at the same hotel. During the receptions, the three met up in the bar. One of them said, "Guys, it's our wedding night and, uh, I was wondering, er, ah, how many times are we supposed to do it?"
Discussion ensued, and finally ended with an agreement to just see how things go and meet up the next morning for breakfast.
One groom said, "Wait. We can't discuss our wedding night performances over breakfast with our new wives there."
"You're right. Let's just order one slice of toast for every time we did it."
"Excellent idea!"
The next morning, the brides and grooms staggered to their tables and the waitress came to take their orders. The first groom said, "I'll have the full breakfast with three slices of toast, please."
The other two grooms smiled at his prowess.
The second groom ordered, "I'll have the full breakfast but with four slices of toast."
The third groom grinned and said, "I'll have the full breakfast, please, but I'll have..." and here he paused for effect, "seven, yes, seven slices of toast!" "Seven slices of toast, sir?" queried the waitress. "That's an awful lot."
"Yes it is. But I'd like seven slices of toast.... And, by the way, make two of them brown!"

Posted by: badass98svt

Quote:

Originally Posted by langod

I'd like seven slices of toast.... And, by the way, make two of them brown!"

Posted by: EastCoast5.0

lol

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Posted by: jpmadman

i love it, thats what we need to have in our outhouse !!!!!!

Posted by: MCRPARTS

:d Lol Nice One

Posted by: Rick Sample

lol thats great!